Not Quite Raiza, Loves

... Ms. Futaba, I think we're going to need to talk soon. If what I'm being told is right, I am very very disappointed in you.

Also, again, looking for some students who wouldn't mind helping me with some minor psychological experiments after class for the day is over. Monetary compensation will be allotted.

And as usual, Psyche Evals are available.

Private to Erland
We need to talk about your ward.

I... will be taking the next few days off from classes to allow myself emotionally settle from my recent kidnapping.

If there are any students who need counseling or psychological evaluations... I can do them, but I would heavily recommend Professor Desdemona first.

Thank you.

You ever get that feeling that there's someone watching you and the hairs on the back of your neck quiver and your back muscles tighten?

... I've been feeling that for an entire week.

Continuing our studies in what causes certain behaviors, for extra credit, I would like to hear what people think causes Criminal and Deviant behavior. Is it genetic? Is it behavior driven?

For an extra bonus question, what do you believe causes the behavior of Serial Killers?


Anyone who uses Wikipedia gets drop kicked.

That was delicious.

For students new and old, we will be starting tomorrow's lessons with a basic overview of what the purpose of Psychology is and how it works. As well, we will be reviewing the major schools of thought.

I would also like to note I am looking for some students to assist me occasionally with some extracurricular work. Depending on the work, it make count as bonus work or things for me to pay you for. Thank you.

As a reminder to all students, I will be leaving Sunday Night/Monday Morning until School restarts. If anyone needs me, I would HIGHLY recommend you come by tonight or tomorrow.

Just so people are aware, during the break of September 28th to October 4th, I will be taking vacation and unavailable to contact. I will be turning my page and cellphone and PDA off. This is for personal reasons, and I would like it if people could respect my privacy.

However, from now to then, I will be available for psychological counseling of all parties who need it, and I will be free to talk, and just available in general.

Sanshi, dear.

Why is Souha cursed since his birth.

To students, both graduating and returning, what are your plans when you leave the school? Go to college? Get a job? I'm curious to hear.

As well, what are your current career paths?

Okay girls. It's finals, I expect you all to be on your best behavior.

I know some of you have trouble with other students and possibly emotional issues, so I usually don't interfere as I can understand you have problems with others. That being said, rough housing I can understand, but the moment the fireballs and weapons and murderous root systems pop in, I will be taking names and putting your things outside the building. And likely expelled.

As well, if any of you cheat on your finals, I will know. And before you ask, cheating consists of and includes up to:
- Selling Answers
- Keeping the answers written on your hands, arms, leg, tongue, eyes, hair, teeth, so on and so forth in any area that isn't your central nervous system.
- Using PDAs/Cellphones
- Writing them on your deck
- Using Psychic Powers to Read minds
- Traveling to an alternate universe exactly like this one except everyone has a cowboy hat and get the teachers' answers from there.
- Time Traveling into the future.
- Summoning the aid of an eldritch god.

Etc etc etc. You all have futures ahead of you, even if you're not the "Best of the Best".

Good luck and get into Ra Yellow. And play nice. ♥

... I do have to worry that I keep finding small cabinets with pictures of me and incense and small offerings of cheesecake in several of my girls' rooms.

Also, Psychological Evaluations and Psyche Duels are still available, and evaluations are recommended before the end of the year.

Saicchan, dear, what are you and Allen up to?

Hrrm.

[Private to Shikou]
So.

[Private to Professor Kleinman]
I do believe I could use some counseling of my own, and I don't feel like talking with the Zombie Dragon.

I will be resuming teaching on Monday.

Offers for psychological examinations are valid.

As well, I do suggest students focus on preparing for their finals.

[Private to Souha]
Dear.

[Private to Self]
Nearly time.

... Damnit.

End of Term Psychological Duels are available to those students who want them.

As well, I'm up for listening to any students who feel the need to talk.

Whelp. Time to go back to online dating or building myself a husband.

[Private to Staff]
I am gravely concerned with the mental state of the Ra Yellow Student "Yamamoto, Suzume". I'm concerned her paranoid tendencies will lead to the danger of other students and possibly staff.

[Private to Shikou]
Your girlfriend tried to kill me and Shiroko last night, dear, and I don't know if I can avoid reporting this.

I worry about Saicchan some days.